Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My mother never understood the irony in calling me a "son-of-a-bitch."” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status Mother Parenting
“People called Mom that a lot, probably because she had a hard time holding her tongue and could be brutally blunt when she disagreed… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
“Some people say—not to my face, mind you—that I’m a cowardly son of a bitch. And that is simply not true. My mom is… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You think I'm a bitch? your mom's a bitch for having a bitch. your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the… — Yaya Copy Share Image
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's… — Kirsten Copy Share Image
“You know what's worse than being a sick son-of-a-bitch? Knowing you're a sick son-of-a-bitch.” — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
If I'm a BITCH ..ur a BITCH..ur moms a BITCH for havin a BITCH ..ur dad's a BITCH for fuckin a BITCH .. SO… — The Bitch Copy Share Image
If I'm a BITCH .. ur a BITCH..ur mom's a BITCH for havin a BITCH . urr dad's a BICTH for fuckin a BICTH… — TIPbloodz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
