Behinds Quote by Anonymous

I'm not sure cavemen had plumbers. They probably just used a hole.

— Joelle Carter

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

— Arthur Baer

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

— Christopher Morley

I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.

— Leon Russell

My plumbing is no one's business but my own.

— Peter O'Toole

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

— Christopher Morley

I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.

— Archie Bunker

Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor.

— Brock Yates

The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things…

— Anonymous

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...

— Rick Riordan

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.

— Ricky Jay

“Unfortunately, my stupid bathroom sink pipes aren’t going to be added to that list of accomplishments anytime soon. I don’t know if the slip…

— Gina L. Maxwell