Dirty pick up lines Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dirty pick up lines
If they keg is tapped and you're getting capped, take your girl to the sack and I'll take a nap. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you find an onion ring at the bottom of your fries! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes I love good cold beer and mustard on my fries. I love a good loud honky tonk that rocks on Friday nights. — Eric Church Copy Share Image
Is your ass jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth, ha! Get some toilet paper for it bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wait! You don't have a man girl? Do you have an application form? I will love to fill that vacant position for you girl !! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package — Anonymous Copy Share Image
