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Alarm clock Quote by Anonymous

“I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“I want a man who is like my alarm clock. I ignore it, snooze it and swear at it, but it still faithfully goes off every morning.”

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