Being young Quote by Anonymous

Take a tampon dip it in red gatorade and throw it at people

— Annonymous

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

— Darynda Jones

I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at…

— Thom Yorke

In case of emergency, do whatever your best friends tell you to do!

— Monique Coleman

Take some time to learn first aid and CPR. It saves lives, and it works.

— Bobby Sherman

You're going to die. That's going to happen. What matters is what you do with your time before you get flushed out.

— Dick Van Dyke

Just close your eyes, the sun is going down, you'll be alright, no one can hurt you now, come morning light, you and I'll…

— Taylor Swift

Twenty aspirin, a little slit alongside the veins of the arm, maybe even a bad half hour standing on a roof: We've all had…

— Susanna Kaysen

I am having issues, I just wanna smack someone. Any volunteers?

— Green Monk

It's okay to be afraid of getting a shot... if you are 4 years old or it's a lethal injection.

— Guy Code

You're barely even wearing a shirt! What are you going to do if a mugger jumps out at you, flash them?

— Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm kind of a germ freak. When I get on a plane, I spray my seat and everything with Lysol Disinfectant Spray.

— Kelly Rowland