College life Quote by Anonymous

Awkward moment when your teacher says your name and you look up to see everyone staring at you...

— Anonymous

The Awkward moment when teacher expects you to laugh at her stupid joke.

— Anonymous

Please tell me you did not bring me out here so you could tell me a very boring story about your sister.

— Cassandra Clare

“Oh come on ,'Pheobe continued. 'You're asking for it. Pale skin, black clothes, no lunch and that whole brooding thing? It's hilarious. You should…

— Robyn Schneider

I told college I was gonna take a semester off, but I knew I was never going back. I felt like the walls were…

— Lil Nas X

For the better part of the first year in college, I didn't understand a single joke. For the better part of the second year,…

— Jon Rahm

My sister was cute, she said, 'Oh my gosh, you're an overnight success.' 'Oh,' I said, 'this is the longest night.' I've been at…

— Leslie Jordan

“Look at yourself on the day that you graduated from college, then look at yourself today. I did that recently and it was like,…

— David Sedaris

That Awkward moment When u laugh at a friend getting kicked out the class and your teacher be like And you:- you think this…

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

“There was another group of students already filing down the hall. College students. We looked like babies beside them. The college girls tossed their…

— Maggie Stiefvater

My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have…

— Lynda Barry

When my sister Joan arrived, I asked if I could swap her for a rabbit. When I think what a marvellous friend she's been,…

— Maeve Binchy