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“For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.”

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About This Quote

A brief, humorous ad describing a barely used parachute with a minor flaw.

In simple terms: A almost new parachute with a tiny stain is for sale.

Key Takeaway

Consider buying if you need a cheap backup.

Themes

humor advertising novelty

Mood

lighthearted ironic

Type

advertisement joke

When to use this quote

  • outdoor sports
  • emergency gear
  • budget shopping

Key Concepts

consumer goods condition disclosure

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is the stain purely cosmetic?
  • Would you trust a second‑hand safety device?
A Different Perspective

May not meet safety standards for actual use.

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