Blind date Quote by Anonymous

When fat hoes sit up and talk about fat hoes that aint got shit to talk about !

— MeeMyself

I went on a blind date yesterday. Her name was :.::

— Anonymous

I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my…

— Anonymous

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

— Abigail Van Buren

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by.…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a person who likes to hang out. I would never go on a blind date. That sounds like the most uncomfortable thing on…

— Kirsten Dunst

People would always try and set me up, which was awkward. You can't set me up on a blind date because she will automatically…

— Declan Donnelly

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar…

— Julie James

When people follow me without starring anything I feel like I've been pulled into some weird blind date and they'll end up hating me.

— Anonymous

Going on a blind date. I won't see anyone today.

— Anonymous

I hate the idea of a blind date. the idea of meeting someone for the first time and thinking you might immediately love them.

— Anonymous