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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity they train pepole to feed them fish

— Sweetangelunknown

Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge…

— Hal Roach

Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you dont hear about is the…

— Dwight Schrute

There's no question dolphins are smarter than humans as they play more.

— Albert Einstein

If dolphins are so intelligent, how come they ain't got Walkmans?

— John Lydon

“13. DOLPHINS   These playful and friendly creatures are said to be next to humans for being the smartest animals on earth.   Dolphins…

— Selena Dale

When I see a dolphin, I know it's just as smart as I am.

— Anonymous

Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim…

— Douglas Adams

It's kind of ironic that when you look at the evidence of intelligence and so on, a lot of it is anecdotal. A lot…

— Hal Whitehead

There is about as much educational benefit to be gained in studying dolphins in captivity as there would be studying mankind by only observing…

— Jacques Yves Cousteau

How did the dolphins and whales get such big brains? They obviously don't need such big brains to catch fish.

— Owsley Stanley

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins…

— Karl Pilkington