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“Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“Actually I consider myself a superficially normal looking person who has a vast collection of bizarre silly porn hidden in his basement, as all normal looking people do, and I'm keeping it hidden from everyone in the world except those few people with access to the Internet.”

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