Blind date Quote by Anne Fortier

“Slowly, Gobber stood up. Carefully, he removed his helmet from his head, and placed it very gently on the chest of the dead Goliath.”

— Cressida Cowell

If my career were a hairstyle, it would be helmet-head.

— Laura Dern

“Life kicks you on the face, especially the moment you take the helmet off your head to stop and rest.”

— Vikrmn

“And love is for victims." She shoved her helmet onto her head. "And like you said, I don't have that luxury anymore.”

— Heather Burch

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

— Tim O'Brien

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

— Abigail Van Buren

“I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.”

— Stephanie McAfee

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by.…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a person who likes to hang out. I would never go on a blind date. That sounds like the most uncomfortable thing on…

— Kirsten Dunst

People would always try and set me up, which was awkward. You can't set me up on a blind date because she will automatically…

— Declan Donnelly

I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my…

— Anonymous

Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar…

— Julie James

I went on a blind date yesterday. Her name was :.::

— Anonymous

Never take a blind date to a silent film.

— Geoffrey Parfitt

It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time,…

— A. A. Gill