Birth Quote by Ann Brasco

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

— Mark Twain

“P.S. All babies have little noses, you jackass.”

— Josh Lieb

“Girls should be taught at school that giving birth to an unnaturally over-sized western baby that no longer fits down the birth canal may…

— Steven Magee

America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones.

— Koren Zailckas

“To this day women may be told to ‘hold the nipple and breast between the fingers so that the baby can breathe’. Did no…

— Gabrielle Palmer

When I was younger, I used to look at movie stars with pencil-thin noses and think about a nose job. I've got a grown-up…

— Martine McCutcheon

“Babies can translate the nutrient needs of their tiny bodies into their suckling behaviours, but medical rules based on mistaken theories have sabotaged their…

— Gabrielle Palmer

“There are horror stories of health staff snapping at women, pushing the baby on to the breast, then taking her off and distributing the…

— Gabrielle Palmer

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

— Carol Burnett

“Pregnant women shouldn’t be lifting dead bodies.”

— Jeff Strand