Judaism Quote by Amy Harmon

“What about you, Ian? Why don't you come too? Can't. I'm Jewish. You are not Jewish! You're Italian. I was thinking of converting.”

— Terri Blackstock

“Even catholics have hail marys. Jews only have guilt.”

— Matthue Roth

“Albeit with the best intentions in the world, the church has created a culture that simultaneously pressures singles to get married and makes it…

— Gina Dalfonzo

Did you hear the one about the elderly Jew on his deathbed who sent for a priest, after declaring to his astonished relatives that…

— Alan King

The Jew almost never marries a Christian woman; it is the Christian who marries a Jewess.

— Adolf Hitler

If I were a Catholic, I'd be asking what's going on here. I really would. "The pope also broke with his predecessors by suggesting…

— Rush Limbaugh

“Never marry who doesn't love you, If you do it, your ordeal will turn into hell.”

— Miguel Ángel Sáez Gutiérrez «Marino»

I read in the newspaper that the Catholic Church finally decided that it had been theologically improper to try to convert the Jews. Whoops!…

— Alan Dershowitz

“She told me that since they date exclusively [in Judaism] with the intent to marry, the conversation is very direct right from the start.…

— Kristin Newman

“Maybe I was a closet Catholic who, once taking the vows, can never lay them aside.”

— Mark Wildyr

If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish

— Anonymous

“credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it…

— Tucker Max