Apart Quote by Amy Garvey

“It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.”

— Terra Elan McVoy

“Oh God. “Jenks, you aren’t a carton of milk with an expiration date. You look great—”

— Kim Harrison

“If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow”

— Rebbecca D. Myers

“Grace,' my mother tries, just before my frozen hot chocolate comes. I don't answer her. Later, while she's waiting for her credit card back…

— E.R. Frank

“in that moment, she could feel a bridge stretching between her as she was right then – giggling and gasping in a spaceship kitchen…

— Becky Chambers

“Baby," I said, "I’m a genius but nobody knows it but me." She looked down at me. "Get up off the floor you damn…

— Charles Bukowski

“The woman who looks back at me from my bathroom mirror is sliding toward her mid-fifties. She'd better be careful- she's getting old. I…

— Cheryl Peck

“I am thinking about the way that life can be so slippery; the way that a twelve-year-old girl looking into the mirror to count…

— Elizabeth Berg

“I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.”

— Spike Milligan

“Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to me being…

— Molly Harper

“I am no longer afraid of getting old. Indeed I can't believe I ever said anything so stupid. So childish. So offensive and arrogant…

— Elizabeth Wein

“Mr. Fresh sat down on the stool behind the counter and stared into the eyes of the cardboard cutout of Cher, hoping to find…

— Christopher Moore