Bite-to-the-heart Quote by Alyse M. Gardner

“Just because we are dead does not make us smart.”

— Esther Hicks

“I wish I could say something witty in return, but it often takes hours or days later for me to formulate an awesome comeback.”

— Kat Lieu

“I wish I were half as smart as I think I am.”

— Jeffrey Michael

“I'm so clever, I don't understand half of the things I'm saying.”

— Oscar Wilde

“You are only partly alive.”

— Ira Levin

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.”

— H.N. Turteltaub

“You have this maddening little smile sometimes, like you've just thought of something incredibly witty but are afraid to say it in case no…

— Robyn Schneider

“God knows I'm not intelligent otherwise I'd be dead”

— Samuel Beckett

“Humor. The just-nearly-died brand of giddy humor.”

— Katherine Applegate

“I tell you even a half-dead man hates to be alive and not be able to see any sense to it.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“I'm not dead yet, just in a state of rapid decay, who isn't?”

— Charles Bukowski

“Life is funny that way. Sometimes the dumbest thing you do turns out to be the smartest.”

— Robyn Mundell