Bite-to-the-heart Quote by Alyse M. Gardner Download Open image ““See, I’m still witty even when I’m half-dead.”” — Alyse M. Gardner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bite-to-the-heart
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“You noticed something was off Saturday night, didn’t you? I mean, outside of the fact that there was a stupid dark fae trying to… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Falling asleep with hopes and wishes that I rarely get to hold in my hand for long…go me. All I’ve got are memories and… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“My arm clutched one of my other pillows to my chest like a child with a teddy bear, a soul pressing its missing lover… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, all it takes is one arm wrap-round. And a heart’s home.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Bodies and mind register, but the dick still does the thinking. Men.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“You play with your tongue? You know, I can, too. Just when I do, it’s cuter,” I paused, “sexier even. Your tongue play? Ugh,… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“I already felt naked as it was, and I didn’t want to be touched. He shivered. “She’s got a fiancé,” I told him. “What… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“So? He said that he cares about you! And even with him being fucked up right now, he’s doing a shitty job of acting… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, falling back on or using an old method or habit, is like sliding into a pair of worn running shoes and a corset.… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Yeah you do. It’s called get your ass registered and don’t eat and litter. Rules are simple here,” I said. “I never really did… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“You noticed something was off Saturday night, didn’t you? I mean, outside of the fact that there was a stupid dark fae trying to… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Falling asleep with hopes and wishes that I rarely get to hold in my hand for long…go me. All I’ve got are memories and… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“My arm clutched one of my other pillows to my chest like a child with a teddy bear, a soul pressing its missing lover… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, all it takes is one arm wrap-round. And a heart’s home.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Bodies and mind register, but the dick still does the thinking. Men.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“You play with your tongue? You know, I can, too. Just when I do, it’s cuter,” I paused, “sexier even. Your tongue play? Ugh,… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“I already felt naked as it was, and I didn’t want to be touched. He shivered. “She’s got a fiancé,” I told him. “What… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“So? He said that he cares about you! And even with him being fucked up right now, he’s doing a shitty job of acting… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“Yeah you do. It’s called get your ass registered and don’t eat and litter. Rules are simple here,” I said. “I never really did… — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“How can it not be bothering you though?” she asked. “Beer, whiskey, and an invisible wall,” I lied.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
“A girl needs to eat…,” she said. “A girl needs to follow the rules here, or she gets axed.” — Alyse M. Gardner Copy Share Image
