Unfair advantage Quote by Alistair Campsie

“Pipes are not to be used for teaching, nor any artificial instruments, as the harp, or the like: but whatsoever will make the hearers…

— St. Thomas Aquinas

In my childhood there was every year at my old home, Roxborough, or, as it is called in Irish, Cregroostha, a great sheep-shearing that…

— Lady Gregory

May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's…

— Charles Lamb

“New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that…

— Bill Maher

“ye are a great piper. I'm not fit to blow in the same kingdom with ye. Body of me! ye have mair music in…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“with a predeliction for enticing people to approach him, then punching or kicking them in the testicles.  He was Angus MacKay, Queen Victoria's first household…

— Alistair Campsie

“Pipes filled with brine that spied on the inhabitants of buildings watching, listening, hunting. You might obscure the attention of the Londonmancers, with the…

— China Miéville

Once in a while, we need the hard Left to pipe up.

— Howard Jacobson

If you are a plumber, there is an objective way to establish whether you put together a great piping system or not. Art is…

— Maurizio Cattelan

...I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow an octopus.

— James Galway

“Piper didn’t want to get yelled at by a three-legged table.”

— Rick Riordan

“there is a saying that 'he who pays the piper calls for the tune'.”

— mercy