Screw a toad.

“Toad must have been very accustomed to traveling this way, balanced on the back rails of a rushing buggy, but Melena was not. She…

— M.L. LeGette

Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.

— Nicolas Chamfort

The toad beneath the harrow knows Exactly where each tooth point goes.

— Rudyard Kipling

My first character was Mr. Toad.

— Bill Griffith

It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad

— Terry Pratchett

The toad has indeed no superior as a destroyer of noxious insects, and he possesses no bad habits and is entirely inoffensive himself, every…

— Celia Thaxter

I'm such a clever Toad.

— Kenneth Grahame

“a toad in plainest brown, festooned with bumps.”

— Eric Forsberg

There is no place in a city that can't be better. There is no toad that can't be a princess, no frog that can't…

— Jaime Lerner

Toads are conservative animals, I think, and not much given to expecting the best from fortune. Some weeks ago, well before the end of…

— Henry Mitchell

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.

— Dennis Miller

To a toad what is beauty? A female with two lovely pop-eyes, a wide mouth, yellow belly, and green spotted back.

— Voltaire

A man should swallow a toad every morning to be sure of not meeting with anything more revolting in the day ahead.

— Anonymous

“Everyone knows it is bad luck to step on a toad or on the shadow of a tree, to walk under a ladder,”

— Anonymous

Only the toad under the harrow knows where it pinches him.

— Mahatma Gandhi