Mother Quote by Alex Trebek Download Open image “What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale.” — Alex Trebek ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Mother Parenting Scales Seconds
My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds…I got her a bathroom scale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to b**** in less than 2.1 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That's what nobody realizes. Two seconds are huge. It's the difference between something happening and something not happening. You could take one step too… — Rachel Joyce Copy Share Image
Mom: DINNER TIME!! *0.0001 Seconds Later* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALL YOU? DINNER TIME!!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! - — Asheya Copy Share Image
Time is one of the essential ingredients. Each day brings 86,400 seconds. Whatever isn't used is gone forever. — Richard Hooker Copy Share Image
Mother' is something people can't swallow. It was about me visualising my connection with my mother, my journey through her belly, and it's 60… — Goldie Copy Share Image
Now the seconds turn into minutes now but you won't give me an answer. You can tell me this, you can tell me that… — Fefe Dobson Copy Share Image
It's very important in life to know when to shut up. You should not be afraid of silence. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll take a little better care of myself, but I wouldn't count on it. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Originally, I think, I wanted to be an actor. But I got into broadcasting by accident, if you will, because I needed money to… — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Jim Cummings, Whoopie Goldberg & Cheech Marin make up this famous Disney threesome. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what you believe in. I'll observe how you behave and I will make my own determination. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
Have you ever met a successful person who wasn't restless- who was satisfied with where he or she was in life? They want new… — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet. — Alex Trebek Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother.… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
(knitting while on a motorcycle) "For several years she knitted in secret (my father would not approve; she was to concentrate on motorcycling and… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the… — Kim Alexis Copy Share Image
My mother was strong-willed, demanding, and very supportive all at the same time. — Michael Spence Copy Share Image
Everything comes home, my mother used to say; every word spoken, every shadow cast, every footprint in the sand. It can't be helped; it's… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
I would give anything to be able to kick a ball with my son or read the kids a bedtime story. — Rob Burrow Copy Share Image
One of the ways that I discovered my confidence and my ability to overpower is becoming a mother. Suddenly, my world wasn't about myself… — Lights Copy Share Image
Surely, if Mother Nature had been consulted, she would never have consented to building a city in New Orleans. — Mortimer Zuckerman Copy Share Image
