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Enjoy your life Quote by Alan Coren

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““Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come.””

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There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water…

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.

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Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)

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Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.

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The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

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English Bohemianism is a curiously unluscious fruit. ... Inside this hothouse, huge lascivious orchids slide sensuously up the sweating windows, passion-flowers cross-pollinate in wild…

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All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

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I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

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In the days when the keepers of the house shall tremble, and the strong men shall bow themselves, and the grinders cease because they…

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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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Happiness is not about the trophy, or the finish line. It's the journey. If you enjoy your journey, you can enjoy your life

Pharrell Williams

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I think people shouldn't think 'I'm not normal, I've got a disability.' Overcome that, go out there and enjoy your life and achieve something.

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Enjoy your life. No curse hangs over you, nor did it ever. No devil chases after your soul. Sing and dance and be merry.

Christopher Pike

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You're the driver of your own life, don't let anyone steal your seat so enjoy your life.

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If you can't learn to enjoy your life when you have problems, you may never enjoy it because we'll always have problems.

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If you discipline yourself today, you'll enjoy your life more tomorrow.

Anurag Prakash Ray

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Loving your life is about trusting yourself, taking chances, losing and finding happiness, cherishing the memories, and learning through first hand experience. It's a…

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“Career is important... but it's not Life & Death”... Life is when you are able to balance (be part of) most of the aspects…

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Enjoy your life as much as you can as once gone the time will never gonna come back.

Anurag Prakash Ray

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Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

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Enjoy your life...let loose, party hard and just have a good time :) <3

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“If you will stay free from a spirit of competition and just run your race, you'll not only enjoy your life more, but you'll…

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