"If I can't get the girl, at least…" — Alan Alda

"If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money."

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101 Quotes by Alan Alda

Alan Alda has 101 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Listening is being able to be changed by the other person.
Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with…
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty,…
Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile,…
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't…
You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover…
You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing.…
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better…
I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger. What works for me is…

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Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
Even in New York, there are a lot of very attractive girls pedaling around. That just happens to be one… — Paul Auster
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. — Margaret Atwood
Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the… — Jane Austen
Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct… — Jane Austen
Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. — Jane Austen
To look almost pretty is an acquisition of higher delight to a girl who has been looking plain for the… — Jane Austen
Where youth and diffidence are united, it requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the… — Jane Austen
I was in preschool and a girl actually kissed me on the cheek. I didn't know what to do. I… — Jensen Ackles
I get nervous around girls for the first time. Once I'm in, I can take the reins and go. It's… — Jensen Ackles
I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you… — Jensen Ackles
I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a… — Jensen Ackles

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