Fake Quote by Addy

I dont need a fake pat on my back

— Anonymous

Just remember that a pat on the back is only 18 inches from a kick in the behind.

— Rex W. Tillerson

Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants.

— Doug Flutie

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough.

— Fulton J. Sheen

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

— Ella Wheeler Wilcox

A pat on the back is six inches away from a kick up the ass.

— Geri Halliwell

One of the greatest motivating factors is the pat on the back, although with some individuals, you have to make the pat a little…

— John Wooden

I had grown used to getting a pat on the back and being told after a good result: 'Well done, David - you should…

— David Millar

Many parents are finding out that a pat on the back helps develop character - if given often enough, early enough, and low enough.

— Anonymous

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

— Bennett Cerf

There's nothing fake about flipping over and landing on your back.

— Betty Gilpin

You can never pat yourself on the back during the season. Then you get complacent, stop working and let yourself slide.

— Mark Teixeira