Clean Quote by David Millar

Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants.

— Doug Flutie

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

— Bennett Cerf

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results.

— Ella Wheeler Wilcox

I don't need a FAKE pat on my back

— Addy

I dont need a fake pat on my back

— Anonymous

If you like being patted on the back for the good times you have to be prepared to take the bad times.

— Michael Carrick

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough.

— Fulton J. Sheen

One of the greatest motivating factors is the pat on the back, although with some individuals, you have to make the pat a little…

— John Wooden

Many parents are finding out that a pat on the back helps develop character - if given often enough, early enough, and low enough.

— Anonymous

I'd like to thank myself, and congratulate myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.

— Dee Dee Ramone

“The best poops clean wipe!”

— Steven Magee

I'd like to congratulate myself, and thank myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.

— Dee Dee Ramone