Christmas Quote by ACDC Download Open image “I want a mistress for Christmas.” — ACDC ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas
You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try. — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I have this mistress: show business. I get a lot of love and adulation from outside, and [my wife] lets me have that, while… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… . — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
We have mistresses for pleasure, concubines to care for our daily bodys needs and wives to bear us legitimate children and to be faithful… — Demosthenes Copy Share Image
Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one. — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
Saw you in the front row moving to the beat, killed me when I saw that wet patch on your seat. — ACDC Copy Share Image
Some sin for gold, some sin for shame, some sin for cash, some sin for gain, some sin for wine, some sin for pain. — ACDC Copy Share Image
She ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 42-39-56, you could say she had it all. — ACDC Copy Share Image
Dirty deeds done dirt cheapconcrete shoes, cyanide, TNT, done dirt cheap. Neck ties, contracts, high voltage, done dirt cheap. — ACDC Copy Share Image
You wanna roll, you wanna rock, but you find it hard when your guitar is in a hock. — ACDC Copy Share Image
With a flick of my knife I can change your life. There's nothing you can do cause I'm a problem child. — ACDC Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. — Bernard Manning Copy Share Image
May you have the spirit of Christmas which is Peace, the gladness of Christmas which is Hope, and the Heart of Christmas which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato. — CMAT Copy Share Image
Since I was 15, I have not spent a Christmas or a New Year with my family. — Toby Alderweireld Copy Share Image
Hark the herald angels sing, 'Glory to the new-born king.' Peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled! — Charles Wesley Copy Share Image
