Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Many Americans think of the rest of the world as a kind of Disneyland, a showplace for quaint fauna, flora and artifacts.… — Alison Lurie Copy Share Image
We must educate the public. The average person has no idea of what's going on in factory farms, in laboratories, circuses, roadside… — Bob Barker Copy Share Image
I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The surprise of animals... in and out, cats and dogs and a milk goat and chickens and guinea hens, all taken for… — Elizabeth Janeway Copy Share Image
Hollywood movies are designed for 15-year-old youths from North Dakota who, intellectually speaking, are on equal terms with a British zoo animal. — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo. — Clare Boothe Luce Copy Share Image
The only thing I like about St. Louis is it has the best zoo in America, in Forest Park. Washington University is… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away… — Gary Busey Copy Share Image
So I can go and let out everything that I feel about every bogus weekly cover, every single bogus skit, every single… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
[On public events attended by royalty:] It was the usual 'zoo tea.' You know, we eat - the others watch. — Princess Margaret Copy Share Image
I live in a tough neighborhood. They got a children's zoo. Last week, four kids escaped. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A plague on eminence! I hardly dare cross the street any more without a convoy, and I am stared at wherever I… — Igor Stravinsky Copy Share Image
When I saw the sun bears at the Oakland Zoo, I immediately was drawn to them. Not to be ornery, but regarding… — Matthew Zapruder Copy Share Image
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
In my perfect world, we would establish perhaps four national zoos of unimpeachable quality and close the rest of them. — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Traveling across the United States, it's easy to see why Americans are often thought of as stupid. At the San Diego Zoo,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
It is not only visitors to the zoo who are fascinated but uneasy in the presence of chimpanzees; the same is true… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Adult gorillas will fight to the death defending their families. This is why poachers who may be seeking only one infant for… — Sy Montgomery Copy Share Image
I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park South. I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Really, a young Atheist cannot guard his faith too carefully. Dangers lie in wait for him on every side. You must not… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
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