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Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn’t safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That’s exactly what I needed to hear right now. You’re a very…

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Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So what were you guys talking about?' 'Well,' I said, 'it's very complicated. We were discussing...umm...hats.…

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“One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.”

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If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.

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Mr. Watras asked me whether I was practicing, and I told him I was practicing my tissue basketball skills.

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“Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the babe? Dangerous_pie: Your mom. Tattitude: No, the one three feet away from you. Dangerous_pie: Oh, that's Lindsey Abraham. I…

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“And maybe this whole thing has taught me something else about what kindness is for. Because, looking back at this year, I still basically…

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Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint…

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“Others...are so sure the world is full of nothing but bullies that they become bullies themselves, trying to hit everyone in the world first.…

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Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate…

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Or maybe...their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.

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Some kids do drugs. Some kids light stuff on fire. Me, I eat oats.

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Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?

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Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I,…

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...my little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and…

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