You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Children aren't coloring books. You don't get to fill them with your favorite colors. — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
When all your favorite preachers are gone, and all their books forgotten, you will have your Bible. Master it. MASTER IT! — John Piper Copy Share Image
When you ask a songwriter, "What's your favorite song?" he goes, "The next one." — Vince Gill Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You can't have Bach, Mozart and Beethoven as your favorite composers. They simply define what music is! — Michael Tilson Thomas Copy Share Image
Why haven't you achieved your goals yet? What are your favorite excuses, and how do they hold you back? — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
I don't look back, no. Maybe when I'm older; people say, 'What's your favorite film?' I say, 'My next one.' I'm not… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
I hate cosmetics companies. They get you addicted to the perfect lipstick or nail polish and then, six months later, they discontinue… — Lisa Kudrow Copy Share Image
Somebody was, like, what's your favorite thing about Twitter? And I was, like, Twitter. And they're like what's the worst thing about… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
We're becoming slaves to our social networks - and that's not a bad thing. You like your favorite networks, so do you… — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
Moving around is good for creativity: the next line of dialogue that you desperately need may well be waiting in the back… — Will Shetterly Copy Share Image
You said your cousin was a necromancer. You know how the natural necromancers operate?" They twisted the head off your favorite doll,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live… — David Spade Copy Share Image
One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. It...makes you think that after all, your… — Walter Bagehot Copy Share Image
When children ask me what's my favorite [role], I say to them, "Imagine having ten beautiful new puppies in a basket and… — Julie Andrews Copy Share Image
I don't even look at resumes anymore. I think they're misguided. I talk to them, ask them where they've been, "What's your… — Geoffrey Zakarian Copy Share Image
It's like an emotional dance party: Some dances will be your favorites -- others more awkward or difficult to learn. Some will… — Sark Copy Share Image
But then fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
And then writing, it was like I just found it, you know? Like you just found your favorite flavor of ice cream,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Debt, we've learned, is the match that lights the fire of every crisis. Every crisis has its own set of villains -… — Andrew Ross Sorkin Copy Share Image
To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Your favorite colour . . . it's green?" "That's right." Then I think of something to add. "And yours is orange." "Orange?"… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
There are many diamonds in the world and if you lose your favorite, you can work hard, earn a lot of money… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
You are suffering from an ailment that affects ladies of romantic imaginations. Symptoms include fainting, weariness, loss of appetite, low spirits. While… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
There was a time when only specialized Christian missionaries needed to be able to defend the gospel of Jesus Christ against the… — Josh McDowell Copy Share Image
Like any good drug, anger can mask all reality. But anger is not an easy emotion to call up on demand, which… — Brad Alan Lewis Copy Share Image
My best career moments have come being a fan first. Because that's why we love sports, and that's why I got into… — Linda Cohn Copy Share Image
Perhaps it would have been easier if I said that not being able to find something is like suddenly not remembering the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's an amazing line in Marcus Aurelius: "The healthy eye ought to see all visible things and not to say, I wish… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image