“This kind of thing is so awkward and horrible, and from your end, you know it must… Okay, I’m just going to come out and tell you: I’m asking you out. That’s what I’m doing. Please don’t answer yet, because… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“The Greatest Generation gets too much credit. Those World War II guys, if they had all the shit we have today, they'd be assholes… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Why am I angry? Every morning, I wake up, I open my eyes, remember who and what I am and I say, “Yuck.” Then I go about my day, and when it’s over, I get back in bed, put a sheet between my sweaty legs and, as I drift off, looking back on a day of being this shitbag of… — Louis C.K Copy Share
“I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the… — LOUIS C.K Copy Share Image
“As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell you. Let me. Every time… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“I love being white. Seriously, I really do. If you're not white, your missing out. 'Cuz this shit is thoroughly good. Let me clear… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.” — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“This kind of thing is so awkward and horrible, and from your end, you know it must… Okay, I’m just going to come out… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
