“As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder?… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“The Greatest Generation gets too much credit. Those World War II guys, if they had all the shit we have today, they'd be assholes… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Why am I angry? Every morning, I wake up, I open my eyes, remember who and what I am and I say, “Yuck.” Then… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the… — LOUIS C.K Copy Share Image
“As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme tell you. Let me. Every time… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“I love being white. Seriously, I really do. If you're not white, your missing out. 'Cuz this shit is thoroughly good. Let me clear… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.” — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“This kind of thing is so awkward and horrible, and from your end, you know it must… Okay, I’m just going to come out… — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
