“My phone started flashing on the bed. I looked at the screen, then looked up. "Fuck." "Who is it?" Negin frowned. "Why do you look so scared?" "Oh my god, is it ISIS?" Frankie yelled. "Yes, it's ISIS," Negin yelled… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing texts. That's made me feel a lot better, actually." "Oh, good. Great. Glad my shit-show of… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Look at Ron and Hermione. Obstacles everywhere. But did Hermione give up on Ron when he was dating Lavender Brown? Did Ron give up on Hermione when he was knocking about with that Bulgarian Quidditch bloke? Did they let the pressure of tracking down the final few Horcruxes tear them apart? No. All the drama they went through made it… — Tom Ellen Copy Share
“My phone started flashing on the bed. I looked at the screen, then looked up. "Fuck." "Who is it?" Negin frowned. "Why do you… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Phones have caused all my uni dramas to date. You wouldn't catch Elizabeth Bennet sending a comedy guinea pig picture to Darcy. She'd have… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“No wonder I've never been in love, I'm too busy day-dreaming about it.” — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“What should I do?" I turned to Negin. "I don't know." "Are you a doctor or not?" I screeched. "As I have said a… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
