“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing texts. That's made me feel a lot better, actually." "Oh, good. Great. Glad my shit-show of… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you that she wants to jump your bones, you're suddenly in love with her. Men are such… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Look at Ron and Hermione. Obstacles everywhere. But did Hermione give up on Ron when he was dating Lavender Brown? Did Ron give up… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“My phone started flashing on the bed. I looked at the screen, then looked up. "Fuck." "Who is it?" Negin frowned. "Why do you… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“Phones have caused all my uni dramas to date. You wouldn't catch Elizabeth Bennet sending a comedy guinea pig picture to Darcy. She'd have… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“So when she's just a random girl from school you don't give her a second look, but as soon as she accidentally informs you… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“No wonder I've never been in love, I'm too busy day-dreaming about it.” — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
“What should I do?" I turned to Negin. "I don't know." "Are you a doctor or not?" I screeched. "As I have said a… — Tom Ellen Copy Share Image
