Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. Yo mammas so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where… — Nate Copy Share Image
Yo mammas so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mammas so old, I told her to act her age and she died. Yo mammas so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mammas so old, she DJd… — Nate Copy Share Image
Forgiveness is not saying, What you did to me is okay. It is saying, Im not going to let what you did to me… — Nate Copy Share Image
But just remember, the next time you see a person, do not judge whats on the outside, we could be having a bad day. — Nate Copy Share Image
Is the glass half empty or half full? Life and relationships work better when the glass is half full. Below are some simple yet… — Nate Copy Share Image
If you can forgive yourself as well as others and learn from your mistakes, problems and heartaches will be stepping stones on your path… — Nate Copy Share Image
The thing that counts most in the pursuit of happiness is choosing the right companion — Nate Copy Share Image
. Be grateful Create a sense of gratitude for what you have, for what is working, for what is wonderful and sweet in your… — Nate Copy Share Image
A girl can be your best friend, worst enemy, a real sweetheart or a total witch. It all depends on how you treat her — Nate Copy Share Image
No matter what, once in your life, someone will hurt you. That someone will take all that you are, and rip it into pieces… — Nate Copy Share Image
Look for positive people and situations. Call a friend who sees the good in others. Spend time with a colleague who affirms the bright… — Nate Copy Share Image
People know your name,not your story . Theyve heard what youve done, but not what youve been through. So take their opinions of you… — Nate Copy Share Image
I wish what made us grow apart didnt happen, I miss what we had all the laughs and good times, I wish I never… — Nate Copy Share Image
