“What, do I look like an alien? I don’t think aliens wear sexy dresses that make their boyfriends want to hide them from other men.” Wendy in Dancing with Death” — Andrea Heltsley Copy Share Image
“What, do I look like an alien? I don’t think aliens wear sexy dresses that make their boyfriends want to hide them from other… — Andrea Heltsley Copy Share Image
“It's not everyday that I am pitted against a woman with a proclivity for guns and things that go bump in the night"- Noel… — Andrea Heltsley Copy Share Image
“Hey whatever puts you in a good mood is fine by me. For all I care, monkeys could have danced around your classroom all… — Andrea Heltsley Copy Share Image