The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math. — William Joyce Copy Share Image
You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply. — William Joyce Copy Share Image
I have known lots of adults who enjoyed similar enthusiasms as a kid and weren't encouraged and then didn't go anywhere with it and… — William Joyce Copy Share Image
I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs. — William Joyce Copy Share Image
We know that England is crying for a leader, and that leader has emerged in the person of the greatest Englishman I have ever… — William Joyce Copy Share Image
“Up there in the sky. Don’t you see him? No, not the moon. The Man in the Moon. He wasn’t always a man. Nor… — William Joyce Copy Share Image
So if you're a robot and you're living on this planet, you can do things that you can't do in real life - things… — William Joyce Copy Share Image
“I used the excess dirt to make a few more continents. Australia is my best work, I think," -Bunnymund” — William Joyce Copy Share Image
“They want what they don't need, or can't use, or won't ever make them whole.” — William Joyce Copy Share Image
“I think all wishes are the same, really," she continued. "Whether they ask for this, that, or the other, what they are really asking… — William Joyce Copy Share Image
Watch over our child. Guide him safely from the ways of harm. Keep happy his heart, brave his soul, and rosy his cheeks. Guard… — William Joyce Copy Share Image
