“The key to excellent report writing' he said between chews, 'is to take every bit of passion out of it. Use an extra heaping portion of superflously extraneous tautological redundancies in order to make it mind-numbingly boring. So that when… — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share Image
“Too many cases thrown out of court, too much pop-psycho crap, satanic bullshit... if you FEEL you've been abused, you HAVE been!” — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
“Her basic disposition was a good deal sunnier than mine. But I was a better faker.” — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
Whatever fame a novelist my attain, it's always kind of an anonymous one. I can go anywhere, and no one knows who I am. — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
“Just another obscenity, human flesh turned to trash. I never got used to it. Each time I encountered it, I craved faith in the… — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
At first, when a child meets something that scares him, the fear grows, like a wave. But when he goes into the water and… — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
“Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.” — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
We tend to read each other's books in sizeable chunks as they are written. I don't know that you could say we are ruthless… — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
Therapist’s dilemma: those who need help the most, run the farthest from it. — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
Time spent researching varies from book to book. Some novels require months, even years of research, others very little. I try to do most… — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
“I'll buy lunch." "Not Hungry." I laughed. He said, "I can't stand when you do that." "Do what?" "Assume I'm ruled by my digestive… — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
“The symptoms of madness can often be altered with medication, but there's no therapy for evil.” — Jonathan Kellerman Copy Share
