Journalists like to invent a person, and it's not necessarily the person that they're writing about. The image the tabloids try to create of me and Bob is very different from how we really are. They try to make us… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
Ant & Dec have always nicked stuff off us. We met their writers, they said they just trawl our stuff and adapt it. The problem is they're a lot bigger than us, so people think we're copying them. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I'm not convinced that creative people have mentors because that's what makes them different; they just do their own thing. If anyone had tried… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
My first crush was at the age of 10, on Emma Peel in 'The Avengers.' She was a powerful woman, which I found very… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
“Beatniks are a youth cult that fight against society by wearing sunglasses even in inclement weather. This signifies their dislike of 'the sun', their… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to go and do something different. I'll just disappear and write a couple of books, and then go back and do… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
When I was young I was shy around girls and never found it easy to talk to them. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile fruit. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I first came across Dada at art school in the early 80s. It was funnier and more anarchic than anything else I discovered. And… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
People who aren't known for being artists do come in for criticism when they exhibit pictures. Paul McCartney, Tony Curtis, Mo Mowlam's husband are… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an idiot. So… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
They say Ant and Dec are a double act, but they are just presenters. They read off an Autocue and they don't do gags,… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
