That's the Daily Mail for you, they'll twist whatever you say and try and start a fight. They are terrible, awful gossip-mongers… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
Journalists like to invent a person, and it's not necessarily the person that they're writing about. The image the tabloids try to… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I have a look for everything I do. No matter what I do, I try to dress the part. In the garden,… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I pretended to be dead in front of a pig once, because I heard that they snuffle you, they try and wake… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I'm not convinced that creative people have mentors because that's what makes them different; they just do their own thing. If anyone had tried… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
My first crush was at the age of 10, on Emma Peel in 'The Avengers.' She was a powerful woman, which I found very… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
“Beatniks are a youth cult that fight against society by wearing sunglasses even in inclement weather. This signifies their dislike of 'the sun', their… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to go and do something different. I'll just disappear and write a couple of books, and then go back and do… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
When I was young I was shy around girls and never found it easy to talk to them. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I love pineapple. You know, pineapple's great on ham, and just on its own, and in a drink. It's a very versatile fruit. — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
I first came across Dada at art school in the early 80s. It was funnier and more anarchic than anything else I discovered. And… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
People who aren't known for being artists do come in for criticism when they exhibit pictures. Paul McCartney, Tony Curtis, Mo Mowlam's husband are… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
The thing is hats don't really suit me because my head's too big, so I always just end up looking like an idiot. So… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
They say Ant and Dec are a double act, but they are just presenters. They read off an Autocue and they don't do gags,… — Vic Reeves Copy Share Image
