My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours.… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
“The people who influenced me the most were the ones who said I’d never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.” — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
