I guaran-damn-tee you, unless God swipes me from the earth because that's his call anyway, I will be wrestling in a celebrity wrestling match someday, and it will not be forgettable because if I'm going to do it, I'm going… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
I think that I can do with the Penguin what Heath Ledger did with the Joker. — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
Oh, boy, I love dogs. I do have a great affection for all things canine. — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
Keith Lee is one of the most fascinating, exciting people alive. The guy is the size of Dusty Rhodes, moves like a luchador and… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
I, Tonya' is definitely a calling card for people in the industry to acknowledge who I am or the basis on which I can… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
I've been a fan of accents my whole life. I love trying to parrot or mimic voices that I hear every day, whether it's… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
I've been turned down by so many things in Hollywood, and the world itself is only getting darker. — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
The hope is that you're never pigeonholed, but at the same time I would have been content being a guy in the sitcom who… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
Funny people come from all over. I think Michigan has dark humor on lock, though. Michigan, to me, is equal parts beautiful and noticeably… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
My background with AEW is just that, as a fan. I really signed on pretty hard early on. I just had a feeling that… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
The recurring theme for me internally is, 'I was content with what I was doing until something way better just showed up.' — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
My first car, I believe it was a 1986 blue Ford Crown Vic, gifted to me by Bud and Millie Parker out of Hemlock, Michigan. — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
I always wanted to be that funny young guy who people were like, 'This is the next Belushi or Farley.' — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
Everyone is the dude or woman for the moment they're in sometimes. And that's why I believe in fate and believe in God. I… — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share
