Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I often slip into costume as the lead character in whatever bedtime story I am reading. This is a little weird because my daughters… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
