If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Can you imagine a world in which the letter O does not exist? My name would be Thm Yrke. Think about that. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Us on hard drugs? That would be horrible. We'd probably end up sounding like Bryan Adams.My girlfriend has this quote in her… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers — Thom Yorke Copy Share
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
