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Inspirational Quotes by Thom Yorke

46 Inspirational quotes by Thom Yorke

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Thom Yorke jokes that taking things seriously is the only way to move forward, even while he tosses absurd images like a chicken crossing a road. He admits he sometimes wishes for many wishes or to be a famous figure, and he notes that every move feels already done, as if the lyrics write him.

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I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.

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If you want to be entertained, go and see Hanson.

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I'm actually an athiest. That's kind of deep you must admit.

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Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.

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I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.

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You can't make an egg without frying an egg

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If Bono can release an album out of nowhere then so can I!

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And the moral of the story is I'm Thom Yorke.

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I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.

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If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do.

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I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well

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I'm listening to Aphex Twin. That makes me cultured and interesting.

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If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous…

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What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.

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I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.

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I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.

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Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me…

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I'm terrified of lasagna. I think it was to eat ME!

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I am all the days that you choose to ignore.

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The pointless snide remarks of hammerheaded sharks

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I don't know why people called me Tom. My name is THUMB.

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Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain

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It's easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher - and cooler.

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I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.

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I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke

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Getting everything you want has nothing to do with anything.

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I became a vegan because I'm better than you

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I'm Chris Martin with down syndrome

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If I had one wish I'd wish for a million wishes because I am clever.

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Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music

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If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad.

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Anybody can make 'good' music. I make terrible music, which is what makes it so different, and therefore better.

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Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.

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If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl

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People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere.

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If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face

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Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.

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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

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I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9.

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The only thing worse than Radiohead fans is everything else except me

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There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken.

I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World.

I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way…