Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
“Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails.… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing,… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
You know, it's an interesting think when you consider... The Earth people, who can think, are so frightened by those who cannot: the dead. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions.… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
