“My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they did, I’d have to move out and find another world to write about.” — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“Procuring the house in Ballister was a desperate bid for respect, for recognition, the ultimate gesture (or sacrifice, as it turned out) that would… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“Ah, dear Reader, is there a married man living who hasn’t purged his drawers and closets of premarital memorabilia, only to have one more… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“Picture this broad: 22 going on 18. Half the guys in my class would have given their left testicle to date her. This cupcake… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
“My new story collection won’t please everyone, nor was it meant to. Then again, not everybody lives in my world. If they did, I’d… — Ted Gargiulo Copy Share Image
