Work Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Speaking about work isn’t working.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Every artist takes their final work to the grave.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The slave cannot be made to defecate for the master.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Prostitutes hire out one tiny portion of their bodies. Employees sell countless huge portions of their lives.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A social critic is someone whose work revolves around where and how our successes are failing us.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they’re not really concerned about him;…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production,…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Civilization is the commercialization of survival.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment was invented to make education seem useful.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Give God a break: work for what you are praying for.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The employer is ultimately interested in the growth of the business, not that of the employee.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world; the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana