The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. — Slappy White Copy Share Image
I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, 'Oh, I guess I'll have Champagne.' I said, 'Guess again.' — Slappy White Copy Share Image
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. — Slappy White Copy Share Image
