Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
It's foolish to bet on a horse without talking to him first. I know it seems silly to ask a horse who's going to… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
Gracie: "Don't give up, Blanche. Women don't do that. Look at Betsy Ross, Martha Washington-they didn't give up. Look at Nina Jones." Blanche Morton:… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
The on-stage Gracie may look poised, but the real Gracie is shy, a little self-conscious, and, before every performance of my life, panicky. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
“Never place a period in your life where God only meant to place a comma.” — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
This country needs room to grow and expand. In all my own newspapers I read frightful tales of the shameful atrocities being perpetrated on… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things… — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
