The reason God made man before woman was that he didn't want any suggestions. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing… — Sam Levenson Copy Share
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with… — Sam Levenson Copy Share
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't… — Sam Levenson Copy Share
How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. — Sam Levenson Copy Share
