I totally woke up on the wrong side of the conference table this afternoon. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was thinking it would be nice if I woke up and could play like Roberto Clemente. — Dave Martinez Copy Share Image
“did he know that he worked his way into my dreams, where i missed him even in sleep” — Anna Carey Copy Share Image
“...slept too long. And I don’t much like the world I woke up to.” — Robert Charles Wilson Copy Share Image
One day I woke up, and I felt like I knew I wanted to be an analyst and a broadcaster. — Tara Lipinski Copy Share Image
“He woke up and reached for her, she wasn’t there and never would be again” — KanekiBlue 503 Copy Share Image
I woke up in my apartment one day, about seven years ago and I thought, I'll do the Knievel rocket jump.' — Mike Hughes Copy Share Image
I think millennials are the most woke generation because they understand that differences are just in the fabric of who we are. — Janet Mock Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream about you last night , I cracked up laughin so hard when you fell off that cliff ! — Sierra Copy Share Image
My stepfather had a connection with The Second City and told me I should go there. I woke up in a cold… — Ian Gomez Copy Share Image
No matter what type of Christmas you have, if you woke up and you seen a bike there, you remember it. — Patrick Beverley Copy Share Image
I woke up this morning with a added focus about life. I added fire to my focus because of all the hate,slick… — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
I'm petrified of spiders. I hate them. I sleep with a glass of water beside my bed every night. I woke up… — Kyle Schmid Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
I learned mime back when I was in college, at Ball State University, Indiana. That woke up my body from the neck… — Doug Jones Copy Share Image
“I woke with a start, at first I thought I had trumped myself awake again - it was summer so there was… — Alan Partridge Copy Share Image
As 'Octomom,' I was the walking dead. When I woke up and I went back to my roots, my helping profession, and… — Nadya Suleman Copy Share Image
I only really woke up in India. It was my first experience of plenty, strangely enough, because everything in England was rationed.… — Ruth Prawer Jhabvala Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow, and you said green was yellow and blue. You… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I remember telling my second-graders the basic 'Metamorphosis' story, saying, like, 'What about - what if a guy woke up one morning… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We made a good team, you and I, and I thought we were in love, but… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“What the fuck?" she murmured as she realised what woke her was a head between her legs.” — Lilliana Anderson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... and in it you said "Chin up; it only gets harder.” — Marshall Ramsay Copy Share Image
Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had really curly hair. — Paul Rudd Copy Share Image
“HE WOKE TO discover that he had undergone a metamorphosis and become Gregor Samsa.” — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“A couple of nights ago I had an erotic dream about Edward Norton.” — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Kids experience hormonal changes from birth, I'm trying to be as woke as I can with my kids. — Asher Keddie Copy Share Image
I woke up this mornin' Feelin' round for my shoes Know 'bout I got these, Old walkin' blues. — Robert Johnson Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm; just another false alarm — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The day I woke up and Reddit was working on its own was just the most incredible feeling. — Steve Huffman Copy Share Image
