MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ' Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I basically try not to waste any lines in any of my songs, and I think the witty phrases and funny lyrics… — Mike Stud Copy Share Image
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Wit is the appearance, the external flash, of fantasy. Hence its divinity and the similarity to the wit of mysticism. — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
Putting makeup on will not make people like you. Maybe you should eat makeup so you can try being pretty on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If it's a good book, anyone will read it. I'm totally unashamed about still reading things I loved in my childhood. — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Full of fun, over-the-top characters and witty prose, with a touch of gay romance that is equally pleasing to straight readers. The… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation,… — Frances Noyes Hart Copy Share Image
“You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain. That's my sister, he said,… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
I am neither Christian enough nor charitable enough to like anybody just because he is alive and breathing. I want people to… — Betty MacDonald Copy Share Image
I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Atheism Explained is a gem. It is clear, informative, well-argued, provocative, often witty, and unfailingly interesting. David Ramsay Steele ranges over so… — Jeremy Shearmur Copy Share Image
“(…) Trying to think of how to take the least crowded ways to class, so the least amount of people will stare… — Keary Taylor Copy Share Image
At once, it’s clear I cannot gush. We try me playing cocky, but I just don’t have the arrogance. Apparently, I’m too… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed… — Allarefake Copy Share Image
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