Witty marriage Quotes

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

— Oscar Wilde

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.

— Georg C. Lichtenberg

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

— George Will

The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.

— H. L. Mencken

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

— Ogden Nash

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

— Lord Byron